Ass movement!!

(Juvenile)
Got you working with some ass, yeah
You bad, yeah
Make a nigga spend his cash, yeah
His last, yeah
Hoes clown when you pass, yeah
They mad, yeah
You gon' ride in the Jag, yeah
With dad, yeah
You could smoke or buy a bag, yeah
A grass, yeah
Got money I confess, yeah
And trash, yeah
I'm a Big Tymer nigga, yeah
Pulling trigger, yeah
A player hater to flip with, yeah
Gon' head and fill it, yeah
I be slanging wood, yeah
Out the hood, yeah
Let it be understood, yeah
It's all good, yeah
Got a nigga screaming large, yeah
On the hard, yeah
A smooth ghetto broad, yeah
I want the broad, yeah
A nigga do a trick, yeah
On the dick, yeah
You claiming you want a bitch, yeah
That ain't shit, yeah
The nigga with the money, yeah
Don't act funny, yeah
Got birds and I'm running, yeah
'Bout a hundred, yeah

Chorus)
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up

(Juvenile)
You got to steal, big ass, yeah
Make me laugh, yeah
Make a nigga wanna grab that
Wanna grab that
I'm sweating on the draws, yeah
On hard, yeah
Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah
Break you off, yeah
How you gon' get yours, yeah
That's for sure, yeah
You fucking with my nerves, yeah
To the curb, yeah
I know you bitches know, yeah
And it show, yeah
But a nigga got some more, yeah
I'm 'bout to flow, yeah
Fresh off some shit, yeah
In his bitch, yeah
We be making hit, yeah
After hit, yeah
Them titties sitting nice, yeah
I wanna bite, yeah
I could fuck you right, yeah
All night, yeah
Wanna bring it to my house, yeah
On the couch, yeah
Knock the pussy out, yeah
Get them out, yeah
I wanna see these hoes, yeah
Bend it low, yeah
Let me run it in the hole, yeah
Let me know, yeah

(Chorus)
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with back that ass up

(Manny Fresh)
I know you can't stand it
Big Bandit done landed
See the draws handed
We can go get it y'all gang split it y'all
Put the bitch on the wall and I hit it y'all
I'm looking kind of lonely
I'm feeling horny
Put the dick in the middle like Monee
Big, thick plumber chick
And a Hummer chick
Beat the dick like a motherfucking drummer chick
Cinch that putty-cat look at that
I love a fucking hoody-rat
That's a fact
You'se a motherfucking get it girl
Quit it girl
I'm the nigga, the nigga, nigga
The hit it girl

(Chorus)
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with back that ass up

(Lil Wayne)
Na, na, na, na, na
After you back it up, then stop
Then wha-wha-what
Dro-drop it like it's hot
Now after you back it up, then stop
Now,wha-wha-wha-what
Drop it like it's hot
Now drop It like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
C-M-P make you drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Dro-drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Dro-drop it like it's hot
Ha







*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

Carreras en el hoyo

La generacion actual (82 - 89) tiene muchas diversiones en la actualidad, todas ellas las conocemos muy bien por que muchos las practicamos casi a diario. Entre esas practicas podemos encontrar al alcohol. el tabaco, el baile, las fiestas, el sexo y la adrenalina. De esta ultima es de lo que quiero hablar. La adrenalina, señores, es esa sustancia quimica que cuando corre por nuestro cuerpo se siente una sensacion casi orgasmica, sientes que las puedes todas, una gran energia sobresale del cuerpo, te sientes mas potente, fuerte, podereso y tu autoestima se eleva hasta el cielo; pero cuidado, puede que la adrenalina tambien se libere en situaciones de terror o peligro.

Y a que viene todo este chorote, bueno pues, resulta que recientemente visite el hoyo. El hoyo es un lugar "turistico" en donde se juega a los arrancones generalmente los viernes. Estabamos en una peda, trnquilona, agarrando cura y pisteando disfrutando del clima que bien cabron que esta haciendo ahorita por aca. De repente en la peda salio ir para alla nomas para salir un poco de la rutina. Y nos fuimos.

Este es el escenario: Aproximadamente 20 minutos de camino sobre la carretera del aeropuerto. Entonces, al pasar el cementerio y uno que otro yonque llegamos a terrenos arenosos, es ahi donde esta el mentado hoyo, no el que siempre buscamos en el sexo opuesto eeh, sino el lugar este turistico del que estoy hablando. Bueno, ya despues de entrar a terreno se maneja aproximadamente 500 metros desierto adentro y de repente volteas a la derecha y te ves entre dos dunas de unos 3 - 5 metros de alto, y en medio de ellas, una pista de unos 300 metros para los carros que quieran competir. Uno llega ahi bien bañadito y pulidito y sale completamente empanizado por la arena que se levanta, pero el curadon que se agarra ahi esta bien cabron. Llegas con tu hieleron, te subes a la duna, te acomodas, unas rolitas y te pones a ver los tiros y hacer las apuestas de caguamas. Esta suave el ambiente. Ya despues de las 2:00 a.m. se llevan todas las luces y es cuando las clandestinas se hacen, se ponen mas cabronas, pero igual son mas peligrosas.

La adrenalina que sienes al meterte a competir es algo inexplicable, te dan mas ganas de estar ahi, pisteando, pisandole al carro, poniendote con todos los pinches carros, ver cual jala mas, etc., etc., etc. Eso si, la pinche regresada esta cabrona por que ya pedo y con la carretera de dos carriles toda oscura pues pasan los accidentes, por eso hay que medirse.

Esta chilo probar nuevas cosas y nuevos ambientes, y la adrenalina se presenta cada vez que experimentamos algo nuevo.

Algo asi esta el hoyo:

Videogames Mixtos

Algunos videos que encontre navegando por el "llutúv", para los fanaticos de los games:

Extremadamente Lento II

extremadamente lento.

Does an Angel contemplate OUR fate?

Miren y aprendan:
















Gracias

Con un porte diferente...

Será cierto lo que dice la canción...

lamentablemente suele suceder... ches viejas..!

xD

Nostalgia

Playlist para recordar viejos tiempos... niñez podría ser, o aquellos momentos especiales:

1. Eres - Cafe Tacvba
2. Las piedras rodantes - El Tri
3. Siguiendo la luna - Los Fabulos Cadillacs
4. La rosa de los vientos - Mago de Oz
5. Cuando pase el temblor - Soda Stereo
6. A todo pulmon - Miguel Mateos
7. Lucha de gigantes - Nacha Pop
8. Sexo, pudor y lagrimas - Alex Syntek
9. Sentimiento original - Gondwana
10. La celula que explota - Jaguares

!!

Los PseudoFans

Resulta que el pasado jueves 2 de julio Los Fabulosos Cadillacs se dieron una vuelta por aca por la ciudad. Es un excelente grupo musical, con un chingo de historia y aparte se mira el talento de México en ellos. Bueno, como sea, dieron un concierto en el centro de la ciudad, en la plaza de toros, y se puso hasta el culo de gente mal pedo. Lo cura es como la gente, la radio, la TV local y demas hipocritamente idolatran al grupo durante toda la semana previa al concierto, durante el mero dia y despues del evento. Osea, en el radio, todo el pinche dia hay canciones de ellos, en la TV nomas se habla del evento, en el periodico tambien, etc. etc. etc.

Lo mas cabron fue cuando el jueves llegue a mi casa del trabajo y me encontre a mi hermano:

YO: tu que pedo, a donde vas?

EL: a los fabulosos cadillacs

YO: siiii weiii... con quien o que

EL: con unos amigos.

YO: ni los conoces, no te sabes ni una rola ni nada

EL: wacha ven (me enseña en la computadora un vergal de canciones de los cadillacs que bajo, mas las letras de las canciones, discografia, biografias y todo el kit)

YO: no mames, tumbate el rollo

EL: "siempre habra vasos vacios oohhhh...."

Pinche morrillo mocoso de 17 años que en su perra vida habia oido a los cadillacs, y, como se le hizo ir al concierto, se transformo en un pseudofan, que patetico no?

Pero bueno, como el hubo un chingo, miles yo creo por toda la ciudad. Yo ni fui, me gustan una madre, pero no para ir a verlos.

Mientras, me unire solo por esta vez a esos pseudofans:

ImpresionanT

Lo que es no tener con que: